Dec 17

I decided I might be a bit on the snacky side so I went into the kitchen.

Mama said she wanted the kitchen phone moved to the bedroom, but the cord isn’t long enough to reach her jack. And as it turns out, the cord was hardwired into the phone. I discovered this when I took the bottom of the phone off. (I thought it was just a base and that I could unplug the cord and replace it with the cord already in Mama’s room.) I said a few choice words when I saw the hardwiring job, and dropped a screw.

I thought the screw had rolled under the stove, so I pulled the drawer out. Didn’t find the screw.

Did find a filthy mess, though - so I got the broom and swept the toys and measuring spoons out and dampened a washcloth to spotscrub the floor.

Scrubbed a few spots, then realized that this really ain’t gonna work. So I pulled the stove away from the wall, swept the floor again and scrubbed it with the mop.

Then I looked up and realized that the sides of the stove were filthy, so I cleaned that too.

Then I remembered that I’d wanted to cook something to eat.


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Jun 20

John Chow dot com is giving away a Market Leverage bag of goodies. There’s a Flip video camera, a $200 Market Leverage Amex Rewards card, a USB drive that is also a pen and an iPod Nano.

This blog entry/trackback is supposed to get me FIVE!!!! entries into the contest and those are all toys that I can put to goooood use.


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May 26

Subwaygate. They’re calling it Subwaygate now. Subway is having a contest and the grand prize winner gets ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT FOR YOUR CHILD’S SCHOOL ($5000 VALUE) (caps and emphasis mine). They are not giving away CASH, they are giving EQUIPMENT of a specified dollar amount. And some (drama-loving, imho) parents have taken offense, shrieking discrimination because the contest specifically says “No home schools will be accepted.”

This is not discrimination, people. This is a corporation setting the rules for a giveaway. They don’t *have* to give anything - corporations reinvest funds back into the business all the time. Corporations make private donations all the time.

My children are homeschooled and I do not want $5000 worth of equipment, thankyouverymuch. We already have a corner full of toys that go untouched, why would I want to add to that? And honestly, I want to know what YOU are going to do with $5000 worth of equipment. (Unless you’re the Duggar family. Then? Totally understandable.)

Here’s an idea: instead of slamming Subway for a perceived slight why not email them and ask for a homeschool *specific* contest? Perhaps with a prize more geared to a homeschool family, such as a package of zoo/museum passes, amusement park passes (nothing like going to Disney when all the drones are in school, baby), books and manipulatives.

While you’re stewing over that idea, I want you to take a deep breath. Step away from The Drama. It’s doing nothing but raising your blood pressure and generally making you unpleasant to be around. Remember:

Offense is taken. Please practice portion control.


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