Maybe you should be just a tetch more interested in site stats? Then you wouldn’t be lookin’ at this:

That first step is a DOOZY!
Please refer to the troubleshooting flowchart, specifically the segment that asks Is it after 1am? when you’re contemplating further changes to ANY plugins, decorations, and/or webby-type stuff.
Love,
You.
PS: Gold star, however, for making sure that at least ONE tracking code was hardcoded into the theme.
Weird Moment: Running into The First Date and having him tell me he’s now married with a kid on the way.
Gold Star: to the person who keeps finding my site by googling the URL.
Stellar Parenting Moment: We went to the park and the science museum in the same week.
Sound: Heart’s What about Love blaring from my daughter’s room.
Surreal Moment: My daughter got her driving permit and pierced her own lip.
Emailed link: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIGUGAL FORCE (sic) which brings XKCD to mind:

What were your favorite moments this week?