So many things. So Very Many Things.
Pinot grigio is yummy. Honey mustard salad dressing is awesome. However, the two should NOT be mixed. burp
I pointed out that Jesus is the most awesomest invisible friend EVAR!!! So now Cara Michele can make introductions instead of witness.
Hi, I’m Michele, have you met my invisible friend Jesus?
Fried chicken chunks, real bacon pieces, AND spiced pecans really shouldn’t be served on top of a salad.
No spackle? Here, just pull some sludge out of my arteries.
There’s cheese, there’s cheeze, and then there’s the massive pile of cheddar that sat on one corner of my plate, mocking me. Of course I went digging under it, looking for the elusive lettuce. Unfortunately I struck plate first.
Spelunking in cheddar will always end in ways you didn’t expect.
I think CM and I will be writing a book. Working title: You don’t HAVE to marry that jackass, honey. Or maybe Good girls gone better: Why her invisible friend Jesus kicks your fiancee’s teeth in.
It’s late and I’ve been awake for entirely too many hours. Thank you and uh….
GOODNIGHT!
Lovin’ the book titles.
Dinner rocked. We didn’t get dessert, so I still owe you birthday cheesecake.
Mucho love,
CM
P.S. I am STILL full. I probably shouldn’t have eaten EVERYTHING on the salad bar at one time.
As long as you owe me, I’ll never want for cheesecake. LOVIN’ it!
I forgot to notate = White Zin is not wine It’s a SPRITZER.
Also? We should totally go back next week and see if Our Host has dramatically blonder hair.
He was the cutest boy. And I should have asked what product(s) he used. His hair was hap’nin’.