http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/bannedbooksweek.htm
Quick, before the weekend ends! Go read a banned book!
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But I take issue with their approach. Why in the name of all that’s holy do they think I’ll do well with someone who’s my “twin”??!!?? I don’t want someone as neurotic as I am! What they say the scores mean: Continue reading I keep seeing this one, so I decided to take it meself. I had posted this a long time ago on a message board that I no longer participate in. It is INCREDIBLY image-heavy, so I’ve put everything behind the cut. A few warnings – first of all, this “recipe” is INCREDIBLY time consuming. There are 30 minutes of “gelling” time between each of 12 layers. The recipe isn’t complicated at all – but if the jello isn’t ABSOLUTELY firm, the colors will get muddy. . I went back and edited the post for clarity And so, without further ado: When you’re at home alone for the first time in years And you get a drunk dialer/wrong number David WHO??!!?? at midnight ohshit who’s sick, who’s hurt the phone NEVER rings this late with good news A panic attack will come. That’s the downside of living 1500 miles from your closest “bodyguard gentleman friend” [...] Ladies and Gentlemen, The First Date in Four Years has left the building Unfortunately, there’s not a lot to rehash. He’s a busy man and got even busier after we met. Due to technological pecularities, we were only able to converse while he was in the office- with me initiating most of the conversations. [...] Amazon.com – I appreciate the recommendations, but PLEASE. Just stop. I’m buying these books because I’m a student, not because I’m vitally interested in X subject. TTLB – Yeah, I know. Mama’s Bloggin’ IS a rather lame blog name. Tinklebelle’s Dottiness may have been distinctive, but it’s time for us to let it go [...] Mamasbloggin. Yeah THAT’S noticable. Books: Still not here. Van noise: hole in muffler. Website that owes me a refund: circular response. Must call Stuporvisor and complain. Financial aid for school: finally approved. Car insurance: Please fax copy of cancelled check. Stress is defined as the supressed urge to choke the everluvvin’ snot out of someone who deserves it. Books for two (out of a possible three) classes: not here yet. Financial aid for school: processed by them at the last possible minute. Car insurance: CANCELLED (until they verify that they DID cash my check) [...] If you’re going to build a 2 1/2 hour study break into your schedule, remember to bring your THUMBDRIVE with you.
2 1/2 hours between classes, and I can’t get my work done.
Also, Note to Freshmen: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU WALKIN AROUND IN YOUR JAMMIE PANTS [...] |
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