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I know, bad BAD blogger.

Hey Spongebob! You’ve got to try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!***

I don’t have a whole lot to tell y’all about, but the few updates I have are DOOZIES!

First, I must tell you about the goodness of the universe. For [...]

I’m screwed.

Mom? yeah? What if our entire existence is nothing but someone else’s dream – and that we sleep when they’re awake, and we’re awake while they’re asleep? Uh. Guh. Wow.

She’s 12 freakin years old people! ‘Scuse me whilst my brain melts into a pretty puddle of goo on the floor at her feet.

Dear World:

I’d like to apologize for the unseemly behavior of my countrymen during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Please know that a significant number of us are just as horrified and outraged as you are – both of the “criminal” element of the victims as well as the “blame game” currently being played out [...]

Please take a minute and

Click here and register.

The Oxygen network will donate $1 for every person that joins (up to $10,000) to the Texas Children’s Hospital – where the patients of the New Orleans Children’s Hospital are being transferred.

Click here if you want to donate directly to the TX Children’s Hospital (be sure to put [...]