The sore throat wasn’t from a cold. I had started taking a new herbal supplement, and I was allergic to it. The “sore throat” was my tongue swelling just enough to be painful.
I emailed Joe’s sperm donor today and asked “Do you know what your son looks like? Do you care? What exactly did I do to get dropped?” I don’t expect an answer.
We’re making plans to go to the NC Art Museum to see Matisse, Picasso and the School of Paris with Alannah. Hopefully, seeing the exhibit will help her with her artistic abilities–give her a different perspective on painting and art in general. I expect her to bitch incessantly until we get there.
When your mother is lecturing you about your toddler’s foul mouth, do NOT bust a gut laughing. Even if his “foul mouth” consists of him holding a jar of peanut butter up to you and saying “SCREW IT OPEN! SCREW IT! SCREW IT!”
We won’t be doing the Carolina RennFaire after all. At least, not this year. Alannah decided she didn’t want to go since she’s the event co-ordinator for her Halloween party this year.
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After having heard it from several different quarters, I must tell you….
I’m SICK of hearing people tell me “You really DO need to get laid, don’t you?” Do you want a cookie for stating the flippin obvious?
If by “getting laid” you mean a one-night-stand with someone who doesn’t give a shit about me or my kids, then the answer is a resounding HELL NO. Been there, done that…bought the bumpersticker AND the t-shirt. And although I really appreciate the thought involved - do NOT offer me the use of your husband/boyfriend/SO for “a few hours”. I’m flattered, but NO. The kids and I need someone who’s going to do something novel…..be HERE.
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I really have to give you a hand for wanting that and fighting to get it.