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You have 3 kids?

Did you ever figure out what causes that?

If I had a dollar for every time I got asked this question, I’d never have to work again. The answer varies according to my mood.

1. No. Could you explain it to me, please?

2. Haven’t you ever heard that practice makes pregnant? *wink*

3. [...]

Yet another new category: FAQ

Answering all the questions I get asked, both IRL and online.

On Dieting:

Can you explain to me why I want to lose weight?

I won’t be able to wear my clothes anymore, and don’t have the $$$ to buy new. Hell, I don’t even have the $$$ to “buy” the stuff I’ve got now – one of Mom’s friends cleaned out her closet.

It’s official, I’m an heiress!

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance departmentBANK OF AFRICA . In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$14.5 US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2000 in [...]

Week 86 (one of these days I’ll come up with a catchy title for this)

LunaNina.om | Unconscious Mutterings

Diminishing:: returns
Fed up:: irritated
3:00 AM:: zzzZZZzzz
Interfere:: masturbate
Often:: right
Hay:: stack
Prediction:: future
Homophobia:: wrong
Booty call:: old and tired
Enunciate:: properly

Can you translate this for me?

This guy answered an online personal I put up a few months ago. He recently popped back up, and we’ve been talking on IM and emailing. Today’s email said this:

yup, it’s the one good thing about being single. plenty of time to build the bank account. but of course as you know single [...]

Post-summer toy review

It’s the end of the summer. Time to reminisce a bit, and see what worked and what didn’t for kid entertainment.

First up, we have the 3-lane Slip-n-slide. It has nice wide lanes so more than one kid can play at a time. The center lane doesn’t get sprinkled all that much, making [...]

New! Improved!

Thanks to a nifty WordPress plugin called LivePress, I’m pleased to announce I now have LiveJournal Syndication.

To my LiveJournal readers: If you’re interested in catching up on the story thus far, click on the link at the bottom of this post. It will take you to my WordPress blog, where I have archives [...]

Testing my kinkiness:

Hotlanta KinkTest
Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 595!

Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:

100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 [...]

My first……WWF match.

The year is 1989. My best friend Sandra is on the phone.

Hey! My boss got tickets to the Superstars of the WWF tour, and can’t go. You wanna?
Is there anything else going on that we’d rather attend?
Not that we have FREE tickets to.
Yeah, but you know I don’t like pro wrestling. [...]