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When your child annoys the shit out of you, do NOT kick the chair she’s sitting in.

*curtseys*

THANK YOU!

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Discordant janglings and bad memories everywhere. Even my coffee tasted off.

Before I had kids, I would sit and play the piano for hours….until my hands ached and I was exhausted. Or I would curl up in bed with a good book and a cup of cocoa. I don’t remember what [...]

Rag doll.
Floppy arms.
Pushed, pulled, loved, abused.
Dropped in favor of a new doll.

Happy Family Barbie doll.
This is not what I wanted.
What am I supposed to do with it?
Put it in the toy box.
It’ll go away if I ignore it long enough.

China doll.
On a shelf.
Is this what you want?
Oh god please don’t drop it.
It’s fragile.

We’re all feeling better today, thank goodness. Joe is teething, though – and is a double-barreled snot machine. And of course, as all parents know, the willingness of the child to take medicine and have his face washed/wiped is inversely proportional to how badly it needs to be done. He’s learned how [...]

My daughter walks up, turns around and spanks herself. Turns around, says “I’ve got the butt you USED to have”, wiggles, then walks off.

REVENGE IS MINE!

Alannah is sick, Joe has a snotty nose, I feel like I’ve been hit by an 18-wheeler, and Dan is bouncing off the walls. It’s driving me slightly nuts. And I’ve got to hold on for at LEAST another hour before I can put Joe to bed.

Hopefully tomorrow will be a [...]

Daniel is sick and doesn’t want me to leave him alone. We’ll see how long before he notices I’m gone LOL.

Holly and her family came up for my birthday and we went to the local waterpark. The pics of the actual trip are here but I think this pic says it best. [...]

To all the Daddys out there.

LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings: Week 72

Abundance::food
Casino:: gamble
Shell:: game
Overpriced::stock
Cancellation:: notice
Eternal:: love
Lyrics:: poetry
Faith:: heal
Because:: I said so
Wimp:: sissy