Update on the van – a vacuum hose had popped off, and the starter *might* be bad – which would explain why I have such a hard time starting it sometimes (as opposed to a dead battery). $40 for a tow fee, and I’m back on the road *dances*
Mom and Dad are heading to [...]
Interview questions? Anyone have a *burning* desire to be informed?
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Holly and her hubby Drew came up and we took our kidlets to the park. Joe took a header in the dirt, Gillian got *filthy* (according to her mom) and Alannah and Drew “captured” the top of the swingset. Oh – and we got the closest thing we have to a family picture.
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Unconscious Mutterings: Week 69 (one of my favorite numbers )
Lover::
Ridiculous::amount
Oscar:: statuette
Tennis:: ball
Account Balance::bank
Hickey:: maker
License:: plate
Breathmints:: altoids
TexMex:: cuisine
Stepmother:: Labyrinth
the Dumbass of the Year Award.
Yesterday, my girlyfriend was having car issues. I drive up to the gas station where she’s stranded, and we hang out for 2 hours. The kids are in the van, getting hot so I tell Alannah to turn the engine on so the a/c will run. [...]
Tobacco Road Fogey has an excellent guide for low end bloggers. I have a small piece of advice for you as well:
DON’T READ YOUR OWN ARCHIVES!
The urge to self-edit is overwhelming. As you read what you wrote, thoughts cross your mind like “What depressed psychotic state of mind was I in when I [...]
Folks, it’s time to put that poor, tired, overused word to rest and pick up the word you’re SUPPOSED to be using instead.
Huh?
I said it, I meant it. I didn’t stutter, and I wasn’t speaking Swahili.
Tink, what the holy hell are you talking about?
It didn’t literally explode. It VIRTUALLY exploded. [...]
For those of you without the patience to sort through what seems like the millions of quizzes I did over the weekend, the non-fluff posts are here and here.
My old files at Mamablogs are finally gone. Annoyingly enough, the person in charge of North State Blogs hasn’t bothered to update my [...]
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category
Your Score
Average
Self-Lovin’
31.7%When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself
65.1%
Shamelessness
54.8%It takes a couple of drinks
79.4%
Sex Drive
28.9%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan’!
77.7%
Straightness
1.8%Knows the other body type like a map
44.9%
Gayness
100%
83.6%
Fucking Sick
72.6%Dipped into depravity
90%
You are 49.1% pureAverage Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!
Those of [...]
Joe just pulled himself up to a standing position. He’s only 9 months old. WHERE DID MY BABY GO!!!!!!!!
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