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Today I:

Folded all the laundry
Reorganized my closet yet again (3 people, 1 closet)
Did some serious cooking – hopefully I won’t have to again this weekend.
Got called a hippie by my cousin.**
Got the above cousin’s kid picked up from school and dropped off at the appropriate place.

All on top of the usual mommy stuff like [...]

Kevin at Wizbang spoke of the hidden dangers of pizza, which immediately brought a recent email forwarded to me by a friend. (sidenote to friend – QUITIT! Email and say “HI!” don’t send me 20 million forwards!)

Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?”

Customer: “Hi, I’d like [...]

Theme Thursday is Purple!

And don’t worry, I won’t post any bruise pictures, though I was sorely tempted to!

Due to lack of proper subjects that will hold still for photos, I give you:

A friend told me their office was looking for good employees to do transcription at home. I called the office, gave my qualifications….and they aren’t hiring. AND they have a waiting list for training. Oh, but if I want to send in my resume, they’ll be glad to hold on to it [...]

The Advertising Slogan Generator

via Amber

So what was mine?

try #1 – Nothing sucks like a TinkleBelle

*blinks* Uhm, y’know….this isn’t an “adult” blog.

try #2 – “It does exactly what it says on the TinkleBelle”

Huh? I have instructions? My ex-husband probably would have LOVED to see them….

try #3 – Sweet as the [...]

I can’t get motivated to do anything. Clothes are sitting in the basket on the sofa waiting to be folded. The dirty laundry basket is screaming to be emptied. There is a load of diapers in the washer–that I may finish today. When we went to see Granny, I put [...]

Your alter poet is Allen Ginsberg. Quick, go nuts,because THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU!

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So there I was, sitting in my rocking chair, crocheting my lil heart out. Mom walks in from church, squeaks “WHAT DID YOU DO??!!??” and points to my leg. I look down, see this.

Of course, I immediately ran to shave my legs before taking this picture.

What?

Quit laughing!

I don’t know how I [...]

LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings

Elastic:: waistband
Intervention:: addict
Risk:: take
Junk food::cheesypuffs
Arrogance:: unbelievable
Responsibility:: family
X:: rated
Marshall::Mathers
Kill:: die
Brother::favorite

It’s his son’s birthday today. No phone call, no IM, no email, no card in the mail.

I’m glad Dan is too young to understand stuff like this.