EmPossibility

My friends truly do love me. All night long I’ve been flipping through Boners and IMing links to them. Gotta share in the hilarity right? I decided to quit when I saw this one and actually thought “Damn, I gotta get me one of those.”

Yes, I’m pathetic. Shoot me.

Venomous Kate has generously suggested we take some traffic off her hands Look around, comment freely, and have a good time.

I guess it’s about time. Maybe. Sort-of. Ambiguous? Nah, not me. Dating. Good gawd, just saying the word itself brings up all kinds of high-school heavy breathing images up. It’s been over a year since the XBF started regarding me as his “roommate” rather than his “wife” (of [...]

Alannah’s team placed 2nd in the locals – they are definitely going to the regional competition.

Poor kid came in and started crying while I *cut* the ponytail holder out of her hair. She was SO exhausted from all the excitement, and didn’t want to wait for me to work the band out [...]

who the HELL told Hillary Duff she could act? I am SO sick of seeing this childs face plastered all over the planet. Yes, she has a winning smile. BFD. Take acting lessons. “Hillary Duff as Lizzie McGuire” is correct – she never ever makes me believe she IS Lizzie. [...]

While strolling through Fark, I came (heh heh heh) upon this article: Orgasmatron Puts Tech into Sex. Apparently, by attaching two electrodes to your ankles (??!!??) you can come harder than ever before. Then, at the bottom of that article, I saw in related news Hold the Phone – it’s a [...]

and I’m holding my sleeping son. It’s killing my back, but I don’t wanna put him down. Mom gives me a hard time – “You’re gonna spoil that baby”. I finally shut her up by saying to my son “Don’t listen to her baby, there’s no place safer than your mommy’s arms”. [...]

I have nothing to say today.

This kid is ENTIRELY too perky for me first thing on a Saturday morning. Today’s the homecoming game – so she’s even more hyper than normal. Nervous, hyper, annoying to the nth degree.

I love her and I’m SO glad she loves cheerleading this much, but couldn’t they schedule the games for a more [...]

reality smacks you in between the eyes? Even if my youngest’s father did happen do come back in the picture, I don’t think I can trust him. Yes, I spend a lot of time dwelling on this. It bothers me ALMOST as much as the fact that I’m 33 and living with [...]