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My friends truly do love me. All night long I’ve been flipping through Boners and IMing links to them. Gotta share in the hilarity right? I decided to quit when I saw this one and actually thought “Damn, I gotta get me one of those.”

Yes, I’m pathetic. Shoot me.

Venomous Kate has generously suggested we take some traffic off her hands Look around, comment freely, and have a good time.

I guess it’s about time. Maybe. Sort-of. Ambiguous? Nah, not me. Dating. Good gawd, just saying the word itself brings up all kinds of high-school heavy breathing images up. It’s been over a year since the XBF started regarding me as his “roommate” rather than his “wife” (of the common-law variety, that is), and [...]

Alannah’s team placed 2nd in the locals – they are definitely going to the regional competition.

Poor kid came in and started crying while I *cut* the ponytail holder out of her hair. She was SO exhausted from all the excitement, and didn’t want to wait for me to work the band out of her hair. I twisted her arm (ya right!) into taking a warm bath, and rodeoed Dad into entertaining Dan so she would get a bath alone. She is now happily ensconced in the recliner with a snack, a cup of cocoa, and a book. Have I mentioned that I love love LOVE homeschooling?
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who the HELL told Hillary Duff she could act? I am SO sick of seeing this childs face plastered all over the planet. Yes, she has a winning smile. BFD. Take acting lessons. “Hillary Duff as Lizzie McGuire” is correct – she never ever makes me believe she IS Lizzie. Every advertisement I’ve seen for the show (since it is banned in this house) shows her tripping/falling down. WHY is this a good example for my preteen daughter? And to get off the Lizzie trip – I can say that I absolutely DESPISED her in “Casper meets Wendy”.

*pant pant pant* OK, rant over. Now I can tell you about the rest of my oh-so-exciting day.
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While strolling through Fark, I came (heh heh heh) upon this article: Orgasmatron Puts Tech into Sex. Apparently, by attaching two electrodes to your ankles (??!!??) you can come harder than ever before. Then, at the bottom of that article, I saw in related news Hold the Phone – it’s a Sex Toy–You can [...]

and I’m holding my sleeping son. It’s killing my back, but I don’t wanna put him down. Mom gives me a hard time – “You’re gonna spoil that baby”. I finally shut her up by saying to my son “Don’t listen to her baby, there’s no place safer than your mommy’s arms”.

My daughter is having bipolar moments with the Halloween party she has planned. She’s really REALLY looking forward to the party, but last night learned that one of the “popular” girls on her cheer squad is having her own party on the same night – and she isn’t invited. Have I mentioned that preteen politics suck MUCH ass?
Continue reading It’s 11 AM

I have nothing to say today.

This kid is ENTIRELY too perky for me first thing on a Saturday morning. Today’s the homecoming game – so she’s even more hyper than normal. Nervous, hyper, annoying to the nth degree.

I love her and I’m SO glad she loves cheerleading this much, but couldn’t they schedule the games for a more [...]

reality smacks you in between the eyes? Even if my youngest’s father did happen do come back in the picture, I don’t think I can trust him. Yes, I spend a lot of time dwelling on this. It bothers me ALMOST as much as the fact that I’m 33 and living with my parents [...]